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Retro Ape Tshirt

$ 25.00

Organic Ingredients

Vegan Friendly

Ethical Tea

No Added Sugar

Adaptogen Blends

Whole Leaf

Size

Retro Ape.

This Jetson's inspired blueberry shaped time machine with throwback font is primed to send you hurling through retro portals while invoking your inner 80's swagger.  Astro and Rosie approved.

Feels Like:

This Bella Canvas tri-blend is semi-stretch, form fitting, and ultra-comfy. The uber soft and breathable tri-blend material makes this tee perfect to rock for your savage workouts, your daily missions, or for your casual everyday comfort.

*frame not included

SHIPPING POLICY

All orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification once your order has shipped. 

DOMESTIC SHIPPING RATES AND ESTIMATES

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Free shipping for orders over $65 (not always applicable to bundles, limited edition items, and other specialty products).

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

We offer international shipping to the following countries: Canada, United Kingdom, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Ireland, Spain, Portugal, Australia, New Zealand.

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Your order may be subject to import duties and taxes (including VAT), which are incurred once a shipment reaches your destination country. Wise Ape is not responsible for these charges if they are applied and are your responsibility as the customer.

HOW DO I CHECK THE STATUS OF MY ORDER?

When your order has shipped, you will receive an email notification from us which will include a tracking number you can use to check its status. Please allow 48 hours for the tracking information to become available. 

If you haven’t received your order within 10 days of receiving your shipping confirmation email, please contact us at contact@wiseapetea.com with your name and order number, and we will look into it for you.

REFUNDS AND RETURNS

We hope you enjoy your Wise Ape purchase!

In the event that your order arrives damaged in any way, please email us as soon as possible at contact@wiseapetea.com with your order number and a photo of the item’s condition. We address these on a case-by-case basis but will try our best to work towards a satisfactory solution.

If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to contact us at contact@wiseapetea.com.

THE POWER OF ADAPTOGENIC TEA

WISE APE combines unique adaptogens with flavorful herbals and premium tea leaves to deliver an elevated wellness tea experience.

Wise Ape Hits Different.

Our legendary tea blends are designed to rebalance your body's natural stress response, reduce anxiety, and nourish your body.

  • Powerful adaptogen formulations, flavor + function.
  • Non-GMO, organic and wildcrafted ingredients.
  • No added sugar, keto and vegan friendly.
  • Biodegradable, plant-based, microplastic free tea bags.

Wise Ape tea vs Other Tea

Other Tea
🦍 High-Quality Adaptogen Blends
🦍 Organic, Non-GMO, No Pesticides
🦍 No Added Sugar, Keto Friendly
🦍 3 Grams Whole Leaf Ingredients
🦍 No Microplastics, Biodegradable Tea Bags

Frequently Asked Questions

Yes! If you’ve wondered how to make iced tea from tea bags, it’s easy! All of our teas make for incredible healthy iced teas, with the added benefits of adaptogens. Some of the team’s personal favorites on ice are Blueberry Time Machine iced green tea, Lemon Vibration lemon iced tea, and Coconut Warrior coconut turmeric iced tea.

Yes! We do offer some caffeine free tea options. Both Lemon Vibration and Orange Dreamsicle are perfect as caffeine free tea options.

Our tea blends contain no added sugars so they work perfectly as a keto tea option for your healthy lifestyle.

Each of our adaptogenic teas are perfect for intermittent fasting because they contain negligible calories (less than 1), so you’d be getting all of the adaptogenic benefits of the tea without breaking your fasting window.

Although many other brands use nylon and plastic derived tea bags, our pyramid sachet style tea bags utilize a plant-based material derived from non-GMO starch, without the use of plastics, glues, bleaches, and other harmful chemicals.

If you’d prefer no tea bag at all, we also offer each of our tea blends in loose leaf.

Yes, we use sustainable biodegradable tea bags, derived from non-GMO plant-based ingredients, which will break down organically over time.

Although we are not "gluten free" certified, none of our individual ingredients contain gluten and we've even had customers with celiac enjoy our products without any issue.

We don’t pack nuts in our facility and have an allergen program for teas containing barley and coconut in our tea blends. Any tea blend containing allergens doesn't run on the same line as our other blends.

Wise Ape uses NO added sugar in any of our tea blends, simply a combination of organic tea, herbs and spices so the calories are completely negligible (less than 1). Basically a calorie free tea beverage!

The beauty of our tea blends is they’re comprised of a variety of herbs and tea leaves from around the world. Each blend is a true melting pot of spirit and culture. We’re able to source a diverse range of ingredients globally and we always aim to source the cleanest organic and wildcrafted ingredients.

We prefer to let our organic ingredients and herbs do most of the talking, so we don’t add much sweetener at all. We use 1% or less of organic stevia in each blend to add a bit of brightness, but you’ll hardly notice it’s even there. You can expect just a kiss of sweetness paired with a delicious combination of herbs, spices, and tea. This way, if you’d like to add your own sweetener of choice, you’re able to do so.

We do! Please check shipping information at checkout, which will automatically calculate your shipping costs.

We don’t currently offer samples or sampler packs.

We currently have a private, invite only affiliate program. Email us at WASA@wiseapetea.com for more information.

We are not currently offering any of our products on Amazon.

We prefer to let our organic ingredients and herbs do most of the talking, so we don’t add much flavoring at all, 5% or less in each of our tea blends.Our natural flavors are Organic Certified or Organic Compliant as well as Kosher Certified flavors, to be used strictly per USDA National Organic Program (NOP) standards. Our natural flavors are derived either directly or indirectly from essential oils, essences, extractives and distillates of true spices, fruits, vegetables, herbs, barks, buds, roots leafs and similar plant materials. Our natural flavors DO NOT contain synthetic solvents, artificial preservatives, synthetic emulsifiers, artificial processing aids, soy or MSG (monosodium glutamate) components, agricultural sewage sludge derivates, ionizing radiation or derived from a GMO or GE (genetically modified organism or genetically engineered) source.

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